Follow these 8 simple steps on how to ruin a photo and get that perfect picture you’ve always wanted! Laughter and awkwardness guaranteed.
Step 1 – Be in it
Step 2 – Eat when not appropriate
Step 3 – Show no emotion whatsoever
Step 4 – Smile while concentrating.
You will automatically get that little twinkle in your eyes.
Step 5 – Told you, smiling while concentrating gives you that perfect look!
Step 6 – Be a fat, little pony
Preferably a fjord horse as shown in the picture. Make sure your neck doesn’t show too much, so it seems like your head is attached directly to your shoulders.
Step 7 – Embrace your belly fat
Try a new posture; shoulders forward, breasts hanging down and show off that belly fat!
Step 8 – Be awkward
Og derfor er jeg fotograf og ikke modell.